Here we have Britney Spears on the cover of the new issue of Blender Magazine almost naked, wearing just a white sheet. Very much photoshopped and blonde again she actually looks pretty good.

Next to a Mickey Mouse hat, from her old TV Mouseketeer days, full of cigarette ends and a crushed Red Bull can she looks even innocent. There’s even a caption that says:

TRUTHNESS ALERT. This cover image is a composite photo. Britney did not pose for this picture. That, sadly, is not her body.